"you win best cell phone"
  • Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
  • Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby

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  • What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
  • What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.

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The bad thing about this Halloween:

sidekick-bucky:

No new Saw movie.

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Tags: gpoy

intofireforever:

whoelseknowsaboutme:
That’s how intofireforever and I roll.
Basically this.

intofireforever:

whoelseknowsaboutme:

That’s how intofireforever and I roll.

Basically this.

ben-afflack:

khanadakrueger replied to your post: its official

currently picturing jeremy’s bum

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Tags: gpoy